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2010 State of the Union Drinking Game

(I don't like the taste of alcohol, so I'll be drinking pomegranate-blueberry juice, but whatever tickles your fancy.)

If Obama says any of these more than once, take a sip for each time
economy
jobs
"one year ago"/"last year"/2009
unemployment/unemployed
Homeland Security (or its secretary)
health care
his administration
Joe Biden
Hillary Clinton
Democratic Party/Democrats
Iraq
Afghanistan

Take a sip each time he says any of these
"the previous administration"
George W. Bush
Bill Clinton
Michelle Obama
his daughters
Republican Party/Republicans
Independents
terrorism
Al-Qaeda
Bin Laden

Take a gulp every time he says any of these
Sen. John McCain
Sen.-elect Scott Brown
the underemployed
"I was not elected to _________"
closing Guantanamo Bay's prison
anything that sounds like he's certain he'll get re-elected

Finish it!
his mother
his father
either or both of his maternal grandparents
Bo Obama
Sarah Palin

Whoever makes it to the end of the speech without passing out/making a mad dash to the bathroom wins.

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