All The News That's Fit To Type vol. 1, issue 9
Personal: I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. I'm getting fillings. Somebody strike up the funeral march.
Family: Mom's still in New Orleans, enjoying (yeah, right) a Louisiana summer. Lindsey went to the doctor's yesterday and heard the baby's heartbeat. Just one heartbeat, but that's no guarantee that she's only having one baby. Twins run in her family. Her biggest worry is giving birth to my brother's kid, since larger than average heads run in my family, and she's a petite little thing.
Local: A Bellevue man ran over a rabbit with his lawnmower and now has a rare bacterial disease that comes from rabbits. Poetic justice?
National: Yet another cat-hating sicko out there. This one has killed 45 cats in Denver and another 10 in Salt Lake City and leaves the dead cats on their owners' lawns. I really hope they catch that bastard.
International: Bush says he'll send troops to Liberia to help the people. Let's hope this works better than when he sent in troops to help the Iraqis.