Don't get me wrong, I usually like motivational speakers. (In theory, anyway. I don't think I've ever been to one.) Still, there's one who's getting on my nerves. Her name's Mary Kay Mueller. She does this little "motivational" speech every Monday morning on 101.9. Today's was something else. She was saying how people should make a list of why they're grateful for today. While I have nothing against that, she said that whatever you put on today's list, you can't put it on tomorrow's list, or any day after that. Ever. The hell? Mom's actually been to one of her lectures and she says she wasn't impressed.