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I have met the enemy, and it is post-nasal drip.

The enemy began the war slowly, first attacking my vocal chords on Monday. By Tuesday afternoon, we were fully engaged. But post-nasal drip won the battle Wednesday morning, and I was forced to retreat to the safe zone of paid sick time.

Last night, the enemy pulled a sneak attack on my right inner ear, making it feel like someone was repeatedly stabbing my ear with an ice pick. Dirty tricks, I'm telling you.

However, I did pull together my trusty allies -- a decongestant, Midol, and the Quils -- Ny and Day. They are currently putting up a brave front in my place, as I have retreated to the safe zone yet again today. The enemy is slowly loosing ground.

I may win this war yet.

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