To the "clever" little hacker who screwed with me this weekend.
I don't know how you managed to hack into my Ebay account and list a dozen "authentic" Chanel purses, but be grateful that Ebay stopped you before I had a chance to hunt you down like the cowardly dog that you are. Still, rest assured that karma will kick you in the ass for this.
No love, Me
P.S. Oh, and to the shopper who alerted Ebay to the fake Chanel, thank you, but by your message to me, I can tell you're still a shallow, uptight bitch.