Britney Spears is getting a divorce. It's about friggin' time. Maybe now Kevin will just fade away, but I doubt it. Look for him on next season's Skating With Celebrities.
Headline on MSN.com: Vote will decide Bush's potency. Ugh... Couldn't someone have come up with a better word than "potency?" It makes it sound like people are voting on his sperm count.
I've decided to start playing my Christmas CDs. I'm guessing 101.9 will start playing Christmas carols tomorrow.