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*grumble*

My favorite lite rock station is playing 24 hour Christmas carols. It's not even Thanksgiving yet! We still have another week! *sigh* Last year, they started the day after Thanksgiving.

Oh well... At least they play some good songs. Heard "The Little Drummer Boy/Peace On Earth" by Bing Crosby and David Bowie on the way to work. I wanna hear "Christmas in Sarajevo" by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

Okay, what's everyone's favorite Christmas carols? I'm looking for traditional and non-traditional. I like "Do You Hear What I Hear?" and "Carol Of The Bells," plus "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" and "Santa, You're Too Fat!" Don't know that one? Here's the lyrics, and no, I don't remember who wrote it.

Santa, You're Too Fat (to the tune of Jingle Bells)

I heard a reindeer hoof,
Then Santa, dressed in red,
Came crashing through the roof,
And landed on my bed.
I thought it was a dream,
But quickly did I wake
As soon as I heard Santa scream,
"I want a piece of cake!"

Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
You are much too fat.
I was sleeping peacefully,
But now my bed is flat.
Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
How much do you weigh?
I'm glad I'm not a reindeer
That has to pull your sleigh

He got up off the floor,
And said, "How do you do?"
I said, "My back is sore,
My head is black-and-blue."
"So sorry," he replied,
And then he asked my name.
He offered me a ride,
I said, "No, thank you, just the same."

Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
You are much too fat.
I was sleeping peacefully,
But now my bed is flat.
Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
How much do you weigh?
I'm glad I'm not a reindeer
That has to pull your sleigh.

I heard a "Ho ho ho!"
The sleigh was in the sky,
But it was moving slow,
And wasn't very high.
It wobbled in the air.
I hoped it would not fall.
Said Santa, chewing cookies,
"Merry Christmas, one and all!"

Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
You are much too fat.
I was sleeping peacefully,
But now my bed is flat.
Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
How much do you weigh?
I'm glad I'm not a reindeer
That has to pull your sleigh.

Santa, you're too fat!

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