I saw my third episode of "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy" last night. Oh. My. God. The straight guy the Fab Five made over last night turned out to be a dead ringer for David Bowie, with a hint of Richard Chamberlain to boot. Carson, the fashion expert, gave him (among other things) a pair of tight blue jeans and a black t-shirt. When the straight guy put them on, I was drooling.