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September 18th, 2006

I'm actually wearing jeans today, the first time since like April. It's only supposed to get up to 59°F today. W00t! And it's supposed to be like this all week. This cool weather comes on the heels of Saturday night's wicked thunderstorm.

NCIS's 4th season starts tomorrow!!! It'd be nice if the writers threw me and my fellow GABBY (that's Gibbs/Abby) fans a bone, but I won't hold my breath.

Speaking of CBS shows, James Woods' new show Shark starts Thursday. I've got my hopes set on this one -- I'm not even interested in any of the other new shows this season. I'm praying Jimmy brings the snark. But even if he doesn't, seeing him in expensive suits should be enough to satisfy me. ;-)
Reasons Why You Should Never Date...(Or, My Own Version of Darkside Astrology)

..an Aries. Empathy, what empathy? Huh? Why did that hurt your feelings?

..a Taurus. It's their stuff. It will always be their stuff. You can be married ten years and they will be able to tell you which books and CDs are yours and which ones are theirs. They might, however, forget your birthday.

..a Gemini. You will never get a word in edgewise again.

..a Cancer. Moods that rival Scorpio's, but less sexy. Worrywarts.

..a Leo. It's the movie of their life, and you are in the supporting role. They can be gracious as long as you acknowledge this eternal truth.

..a Virgo. Obsessive compulsion is not a replacement for a personality.

..a Libra. As long as you don't really care if they never, ever, ever make up their minds about anything, you should be fine. Unless the way they also flit from one lover to the next bothers you...

..a Scorpio. They sulk, hold grudges, and are vindictive. The sign most likely to become a stalker. But, sexy.

..a Sagittarius. They're iconoclasts, see? Silly mundane rules were not meant for such as they. They're rebels. This means they will never, ever show up on time for a date.

..a Capricorn. There are ways that Things Are Done, and ways that they are Not Done. And the Capricorn knows what they are. And woe betide you if you don't. Tardiness drives them insane. However, they do not have the Virgo's saving grace of neatness.

Sagittarius and Capricorn are the Zodiac's "Marriage Made in Hell"

..an Aquarius. Deep down, they think of you as an experiment.

..a Pisces. Because they are batshit crazy.


~elorie via metaquotes

Capricorn here, and that is so damn true. Mark, on the other hand, has to be the Anti-Capricorn. And Robert's the Anti-Sagittarius, while Lindsey is the Anti-Pisces. Patty's definitely a Scorpio, though.