October 14th, 2006

tara

How to catch/repel a Tara

I have decided that if you want to set a trap for a Tara, all you would need to do is bait it with Brach's chocolate stars, Barq's rootbeer, and Kirk's Folly Jewelry.

On the flip side, if you want to repel a Tara, all you would need is marcasite jewelry, anything with a paisley pattern, and coffee-flavored ice cream.
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    "Best Years Of Our Lives," Baha Men