Please take this advice from the person writing in her notebook with a black felt-tip calligraphic pen: carrying a cane and wearing a collar and leash while feeding a chronic tic-tac addiction doesn't make you look all goth.
No, not even a little bit.
It makes you look like Gregory House going to a fetish party. Please, please reconsider.
With hope for your dress sense,
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