You do realize that Fate only brought that female colonel back into your life to make Jenny (and Abby) jealous, right?
Just so we're clear.
Just ask Tony out on a date, for cryin' out loud. We all know you're not really worried about his health, as you claim.
Dump the doctor. She must be married, if those pictures taken last week are anything to go by. Ooops, you weren't supposed to know that. She must have a PI, hired by her jealous husband, following her. You're much better off with Ziva.
I hope your new tattoo says "I ♥ Gibbs."
Love to you all,