Me: *asleep*

CO alarm: Beep.

Me: Whuh?

CO alarm: Beep!

Me: WTF? It's quarter to 3 in the morning. Shut up!

CO alarm: BEEP!

Me: *wearily gets out of bed then goes over to it*

CO alarm: Low battery. BEEP!!!

Me: *tries to open the part holding the batteries*

CO alarm: BEEP!!!

Me: *manages to remove batteries then stumbles back to bed to grab that last hour and fifteen minutes of sleep*

I've decided I'm giving up chocolate and metaquotes for Lent.

The question is do I spend Fat Tuesday enjoying chocolate-covered metaquotes or metaquotes-covered chocolate?