CO alarm: Beep.
Me: Whuh?
CO alarm: Beep!
Me: WTF? It's quarter to 3 in the morning. Shut up!
CO alarm: BEEP!
Me: *wearily gets out of bed then goes over to it*
CO alarm: Low battery. BEEP!!!
Me: *tries to open the part holding the batteries*
CO alarm: BEEP!!!
Me: *manages to remove batteries then stumbles back to bed to grab that last hour and fifteen minutes of sleep*
I've decided I'm giving up chocolate and

The question is do I spend Fat Tuesday enjoying chocolate-covered

