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Twisted Sister's "Heavy Metal Christmas"

(to the tune of "Twelve Days of Christmas")

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me:
a tattoo of Ozzy!

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me:
2 pairs of spandex pants
and a tattoo of Ozzy!

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me:
3 studded belts
2 pairs of spandex pants
and a tattoo of Ozzy!

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me:
4 quarts of Jack
3 studded belts
2 pairs of spandex pants
and a tattoo of Ozzy!

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me:
5 skull earrings
4 quarts of Jack
3 studded belts
2 pairs of spandex pants
and a tattoo of Ozzy!

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me:
6 cans of hairspray
5 skull earrings
4 quarts of Jack
3 studded belts
2 pairs of spandex pants
and a tattoo of Ozzy!

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me:
7 leather jackets
6 cans of hairspray
5 skull earrings
4 quarts of Jack
3 studded belts
2 pairs of spandex pants
and a tattoo of Ozzy!

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me:
8 pentagrams
7 leather jackets
6 cans of hairspray
5 skull earrings
4 quarts of Jack
3 studded belts
2 pairs of spandex pants
and a tattoo of Ozzy!

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me:
9 tattered t-shirts
8 pentagrams
7 leather jackets
6 cans of hairspray
5 skull earrings
4 quarts of Jack
3 studded belts
2 pairs of spandex pants
and a tattoo of Ozzy!

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me:
10 pairs of platforms
9 tattered t-shirts
8 pentagrams
7 leather jackets
6 cans of hairspray
5 skull earrings
4 quarts of Jack
3 studded belts
2 pairs of spandex pants
and a tattoo of Ozzy!

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me:
11 black mascaras
10 pairs of platforms
9 tattered t-shirts
8 pentagrams
7 leather jackets
6 cans of hairspray
5 skull earrings
4 quarts of Jack
3 studded belts
2 pairs of spandex pants
and a tattoo of Ozzy!

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me:
12 silver crosses
11 black mascaras
10 pairs of platforms
9 tattered t-shirts
8 pentagrams
7 leather jackets
6 cans of hairspray
5 skull earrings
4 quarts of Jack
3 studded belts
2 pairs of spandex pants
and a tattoo of Ozzy!