A clean desk is the sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
If you're the low man on the totem pole, just remember that if it wasn't for you, the damn thing would fall over.
It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys.
Mondays are an awful way of spending 1/7th of your life.
Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
There will be a $75 fee for putting up with you.
You can name your own salary here -- I like to call mine Fred.