If Obama says any of these more than once, take a sip for each time
"one year ago"/"last year"/2009
Homeland Security (or its secretary)
Take a sip each time he says any of these
"the previous administration"
George W. Bush
Take a gulp every time he says any of these
Sen. John McCain
Sen.-elect Scott Brown
"I was not elected to _________"
closing Guantanamo Bay's prison
anything that sounds like he's certain he'll get re-elected
either or both of his maternal grandparents
Whoever makes it to the end of the speech without passing out/making a mad dash to the bathroom wins.