Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the ass I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work ... 12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday,
5% on Fridays and help me to remember ....
When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are just trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.